My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
gingahhh: If drinking a lot of alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking a lot of fanta make you fantastic?
friend: imagine you could read harry potter again without knowing what's going to happen..
friend: why are you crying?
My academic career
maahl: 2005: Present:
beautifulwhatsyourhurry: i’m sorry but burt hummel is the best dad in the world i don’t care who you are i mean the guy did the single ladies dance to remind his gay son that he always has and always will love and accept him no matter if he’s dancing around in a leotard or tight gold pants or falling in love with the sound of music all over again or growing up and leaving and becoming...
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Anonymous asked: Post a pic of yourself?
Call me slow, but i just connected the dots. zedd... →
klepthoemaniac: anthagio: call me slow, but i just connected the dots. zedd is signed with interscope and they’re currently pushing him on all of their big artists because they want him to be the “next big thing”. odds are gaga didn’t ask him to open for her just because she likes him. she asked him to open for her so that they could work together before he embarks on his own headlining tour…...